Problems with being a male
- Having emotions is seen as weakness
- Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
- Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
- A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
- Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
- Makeup isn't even an option
- Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
- Being gay is seen as weak
- You can't control the size of your "manhood"
- You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
- No male specific support groups or movements
- Unequal parental rights
- Extreme feminists treating you less than human
- Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
- People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
- No one will read this past the title
I realized yesterday that I don’t have a best friend. I thought I did, but she doesn’t consider us best friends, so now I’m like…sad. All this time I thought we were, but yesterday she introduced someone as her “best friend” and me as just a “friend.” I understand people can have more than one best friend, but what happened was kinda hurtful. She says we’re like sisters, but she rarely calls, texts, messages me, whatever, and yesterday she kept going on about her “best friends” and how they always hang out and do crazy shit together. Then I did something to hurt Kaz’s feelings. He forgave me, but I still feel like complete shit about it.
I just didn’t have a very good weekend.
Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
I hate cats but Aristocats was the shit
(Source: andthis-is-whoiam)
- I don't have sex.
- Patriarchy: Prude.
- I have sex.
- Patriarchy: Slut.
- I have safe sex.
- Patriarchy: Prude and slut at the same time.
- I got pregnant from having unprotected sex.
- Patriarchy: Dumbass slut.
- I got an abortion.
- Patriarchy: Baby killer.
- I had the kid.
- Patriarchy: Welfare queen.
- I got married, then had sex, then had a kid.
- Patriarchy: K, but we'll pay you less and blame your being a mother.
- I got married, then had sex, and became a full time mother.
- Patriarchy: You're a welfare queen too.
- I got married, then had sex, then worked at the same time.
- Patriarchy: You're a terrible mother, and don't ask us for help with daycare. Get back in the kitchen.
- I don't care what you think.
- Patriarchy: What a bitch.
- What the fuck can I do to make you happy, patriarchy?
- Patriarchy: lol what a doormat.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays, via jojomah)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via fabergekillingmachine)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET
It is hurts.
(Source: sorceryandchips, via toxicnotebook)
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
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